Who ordered the duck?

So do you think they had separate checks at the White House last night? And I bet the jockeying for seats was intense.

"I wanna sit next to Hu Jintao!"
"No way. You sat next to him last time."
"Did not."
"Did so."
"Go sit next to Merkel."
"Bush is sitting next to Merkel, and she wants to move away from him."
"Well then go sit over with Bambang?"
"Who?"
"The Indonesian guy."
"Naah. I can't pronounce his first name."
"Then go sit next to Brown"
"And fall asleep in my soup? No way."

Ah yes. Money changes everything.