Gay? No way.

According to the New York Times, the United States took the bold position of voting against a non-binding measure to decriminalize homosexuality in the United Nations. Not only was it co-sponsored by the French and the Dutch, but all 27 European Union nations voted for it! It wasn't bad enough that they brought us the printing press, the Reformation and the Renaissance, now they have to shove equal rights down our throats.

Well the heck with them. Of course we can't stand up in the United Nations and decriminalize homosexuality. For crying out loud, if we decriminalize homosexuality, the next thing you know they'll be decriminalizing child labor, and the trafficking of women for sexual purposes. Oh.

Well....and then what? Next thing the zealots will do is insist that people have the right to drink clean water, and access to affordable health care. No sir. Decriminalizing homosexuality is just another slippery plank of the global homosexual agenda. And they are sneaky. They use people like Leonardo da Vinci and his art, Elton John and his music, Truman Capote and his literature, and Ellen DeGeneres and her humor to demonstrate that they are just like us. And I for one will NOT have it.

I mean, come on people, we can't have the world thinking that America stands for such nonsense as respect, dignity and God forbid, equal rights under the law.

No sir. Mark my words, someday, people will look back on George Bush's courageous refusal to bend to the homosexual agenda and decriminalize homosexuality at the United Nations as the moral equivalent of Gov. George Wallace blocking the schoolhouse to prevent the integration of Alabama schools.